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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML
by awkwardgayboi / 03/11/2009 at 2:35pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, while showering in my dorm, a hand reaches through the curtain and grabs my ass. I hit the person on the other side of the curtain. He opened the curtain thinking that I was his girlfriend. He apologized and he had sex with his girlfriend in the shower stall next to me. FML
by Noname / 03/11/2009 at 3:37am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by drakx88 / 03/06/2009 at 12:11pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, my boyfriend and his family had invited me to go on a Tropical family trip with them. When we got to the airport, security stopped me and opened my carry-on bag. I'd forgotten about the no-liquids rule. They took out a bottle of Massage Oil, Lube, Vagasil and Nair. His whole family saw. FML
by Kammy / 03/01/2009 at 6:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by crazycutie1027 / 02/13/2009 at 11:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by leelee50 / 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by someonevexed / 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Love
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
by frankrizzo / 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by foo / 02/01/2009 at 11:48am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by hypebeast / 01/28/2009 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by HeadTrauma / 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by FailMan / 01/17/2009 at 8:15am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…