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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6382
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had to finally accept that mah husband is too large for me . Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except mah private parts can't handle it . After several infections brought on after vaginal tereing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up mah sex life . FML

#20028986
321 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH LATE GRANDFATHER LEFT ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN HIS WILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CUZ HE ALWAY ACTED LIKE HE HATED ME. WHEN I GOT THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS $500,000 INSIDE, ALL IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BIG FAT FML

#19961966
154 comments

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On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Today.. . I'm still freshly crcumcised . My penis is still very sensitive.. . and I can't squat to grab stuff off the floor because of the pressure against mah jeans . Kicking the objects up into mah hands was working well.. . that is until I spilled a pack of 300 toothpicks all over the floor . FML

#19933924
171 comments

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On 07/13/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down an punched myself in the balls. FML

#19918073
186 comments

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On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep cuz I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML

#19915541
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9826) - you deserved it (19652)

On 07/09/2012 at 5:26pm - work - by idiot - United States

Today, mah brother thought it would be funny to pretend mah tampon were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at mah friend and family. FML

#19893089
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21399) - you deserved it (2220)

On 07/05/2012 at 12:01am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . a homeless man trid to sell me a "magic.. . one-finger glove" . It was a usd condom . FML

#19838531
174 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after careful consideration, I told ma wife I really want to ave kids . Se lauged, until se finally realized I was serious, at wic point se flicked me in te balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

#19818500
186 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I got stung by jallyfish!! As I was writhing in pain on tha baach, mah dad comas up an asks ma to ba quiat an that I'm ambarrassing him!! FML

#19811574
95 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by StungAlot (woman) - United States

Today.. . my husband has decided to grow a mullet . big fat FML

#19799986
135 comments

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On 06/17/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by flyingpuppy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I trimmd mah beard. When I showd mah wife , she said , "Yeah , but you still look like a serial killer." FML

#19797072
115 comments

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On 06/16/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Schaf_12 (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I walkd in on my wife masturbating . Naturally, I askd er if se needd some elp . Se replid, "Na, I've got tis." mega FML

#19783126
166 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY, I ASKED MY GRLFRIEND WY SE NEVER LETS ME IN ER OUSE. SE STARED BLANKLY AND SAID, "WAT IS INSIDE IS NOT FOR TINE EYES." I TOLD ER BEST FRIEND ABOUT TIS CREEPINES LATER ON. SE SIGED AND SAID, "T'WAS NOT FOR MINE EYES EITER. I DIDST FAIL TO LISTEN." I FEEL LIKE I'M LOOSING MY MIND ERE. FML

#19772012
282 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today mah boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well until he tried to putted it in. A few minutes later he said "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

#19763294
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31500) - you deserved it (4952)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:13am - intimacy - by rachiej8 - United States (Vermont)

Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On mah eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML

#19758610
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22861) - you deserved it (4221)

On 06/09/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by donnap (woman) - United States (California)



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