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  • Number of visits : 411
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About JuliaaNoelle : Born and raised as a geek. Avid gamer. Talk to me, I can be friendly.

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Today, I got sent to the head teacher's office for doing "stupid hand gestures and disrupting the class". Yesterday my teacher told the class to do the same hand gesture to ask for permission to go to the toilet so it wouldn't interrupt her talking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38568) - you deserved it (2685)

On 08/01/2014 at 1:24am - misc - by Bad Teacher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML

Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41957) - you deserved it (4089)

On 04/04/2014 at 10:17am - kids - by AshleyP - United Kingdom

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML


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On 01/02/2014 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

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