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  • Number of visits : 367
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About JuliaaNoelle : Born and raised as a geek. Avid gamer. Talk to me, I can be friendly.

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Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML

Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41916) - you deserved it (4088)

On 04/04/2014 at 10:17am - kids - by AshleyP - United Kingdom

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (38219) - you deserved it (16890)

On 01/02/2014 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML


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On 10/12/2009 at 9:21am - money - by Dora (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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