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JuliaaNoelle
  • Town/Country : Yakima, Washington
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 306
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About JuliaaNoelle : Don't mind me, I'm just your average geek. My favorite movie series are Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. I play Xbox, and Skyrim is my favorite game. I'm aspiring to become a car mechanic one day. Until then, I'll live my life to the fullest every day. AndnoneforGretchenWienersbye.

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Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39854) - you deserved it (3609)

On 04/04/2014 at 10:17am - kids - by AshleyP - United Kingdom

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML

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On 01/02/2014 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29685) - you deserved it (6792)

On 10/12/2009 at 9:21am - money - by Dora (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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