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About JuliaaNoelle : Don't mind me, I'm just your average geek. My favorite movie series are Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. I play Xbox, and Skyrim is my favorite game. I'm aspiring to become a car mechanic one day. Until then, I'll live my life to the fullest every day. AndnoneforGretchenWienersbye.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML
Friday 18 April 2014