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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 March 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 803
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JukeboxValkyrie : Thanks for the stalk =D I love paintball, video games, music, martial arts, dancing, chess, movies, rain, and animals. I try to keep an open mind and am always up for a fun discussion/friendly debate. Feel free to message me, random convos are fun.

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