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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1391
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Jujuboo_3 : I am really funny and love to make people laugh. I love to draw and take long showers. I could never hurt anyone I am not a person to even punch or kick someone unless they are physically trying to hurt me. I am a cheerleader and am loving it. I will always try to keep a conversation going. I hate people how are boring texters like if your just going to say yes, no, cool, yeah. Like those kind things dont message me. I love to be asked questions and stuff like that. Pitbulls are the best dog ever and i want one so bad. So message me if you want to talk(:

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Jujuboo_3's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27455) - you deserved it (3728)

On 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by McWhopper - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34437) - you deserved it (5147)

On 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by dadoftheyear (man) - United States

Today, while out shopping with friends, I was apphrehended by two bounty hunters because they recognized my purple-dyed hair. Too bad my name isn't Natalie, who apparently shares the same hair color. They didn't believe me, even after I showed my ID. FML

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27582) - you deserved it (7299)

On 04/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39565) - you deserved it (5125)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:01am - kids - by Anonymus (woman) - Sweden

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35014) - you deserved it (2794)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:12am - animals - by Crappy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33111) - you deserved it (5099)

On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17909) - you deserved it (44086)

On 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm - love - by NotALuckyGuy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27857) - you deserved it (3261)

On 03/31/2015 at 8:56am - kids - by mokki - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45991) - you deserved it (3357)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28611) - you deserved it (3038)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML


Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31838) - you deserved it (3814)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18819) - you deserved it (35724)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

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