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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 March 1999 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2071
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Jujuboo_3 : I am really funny and love to make people laugh. I love to draw and take long showers. I could never hurt anyone I am not a person to even punch or kick someone unless they are physically trying to hurt me. I will always try to keep a conversation going. I hate people how are boring texters like if your just going to say yes, no, cool, yeah. Like those kind things dont message me. I love to be asked questions and stuff like that. Pitbulls are the best dog ever and i want one so bad. So message me if you want to talk(:

Jujuboo_3's page activity

Visits<b>jgwyh</b> - 5 hours ago<b>Jake42100</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 5:41pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 4:09pm<b>BerzerkHD</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 1:03am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 6:39pm<b>brentt2711</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 10:28am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 8:41pm<b>Swarley4</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 7:00pm<b>OfficialTjaye</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 8:04am<b>Majora738</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 6:10am<b>Kuibe</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 3:23am<b>pred8885</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 3:17am<b>AscPhx</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 11:49pm<b>Brian2911</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 10:30pm<b>majoroftheair</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 10:11pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 8:37pm<b>Mons</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 2:15am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 8:00pm

Fucked!<b>Jake42100</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 11:41pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 4:39am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 3:23pm<b>stangluv</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 3:56pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 12:17am<b>A07</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 3:51am<b>NAH2000</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 1:47pm<b>LPac5295</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 3:23pm<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 11:54am<b>orios105</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 8:44pm<b>zacharyd650</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 12:11am<b>AmbitiousMario</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 7:54am<b>AscendV</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 11:02am<b>idkwyatt</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 1:55am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 5:51am<b>cmchappy</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 4:48am<b>jacky75</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 1:10pm<b>Lockerch</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 1:45am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Jujuboo_3's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML

by McWhopper / 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML

by dadoftheyear / 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, while out shopping with friends, I was apphrehended by two bounty hunters because they recognized my purple-dyed hair. Too bad my name isn't Natalie, who apparently shares the same hair color. They didn't believe me, even after I showed my ID. FML

by StargazeKitsune / 05/06/2015 at 8:48pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

by Anonymous / 04/19/2015 at 11:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML

by Anonymus / 04/18/2015 at 3:01am / Sweden / Kids

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

by Crappy / 04/11/2015 at 8:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

by burnswhenipee / 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

by NotALuckyGuy / 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML

by mokki / 03/31/2015 at 8:56am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

by njh / 03/27/2015 at 9:29am / Ireland / Kids

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

by failuretolaunch2 / 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous