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Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21719) - you deserved it (7058)

On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27140) - you deserved it (4936)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)



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