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by SexxiKitty / 12/19/2015 at 5:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML
by Attacksloth / 04/23/2015 at 6:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 2:44pm / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML
by great 1st impression / 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm / United Kingdom (Derby) / Miscellaneous
by her mom raised her / 05/17/2014 at 1:30pm / Mexico / Kids
by romancocks / 05/09/2014 at 4:31pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Fatass / 04/18/2014 at 1:37am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML
by emonsteadman / 05/28/2012 at 10:05am / United States (Texas) / Work
by urrrppp / 03/26/2010 at 5:44am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Work
Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML
by Kerrilyn / 05/17/2009 at 10:39am / United States / Miscellaneous
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