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Today, my husband and I both got smart watches. We were running around, acting like we were in a James Bond movie, having fun. Until our neighbors called the cops on us for hiding in their bushes. FML
by nykkymcallister / 05/18/2016 at 11:07pm / United States (Maryland) / Geek
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
by korbo7 / 05/16/2016 at 11:26pm / United States (Nebraska) / Work
by are you kidding me? / 05/16/2016 at 5:24pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/28/2016 at 4:23pm / United States / Love
by yourclotheslookgay / 03/25/2016 at 12:00pm / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Miscellaneous
by sorkin15 / 03/24/2016 at 5:06pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/28/2016 at 6:06am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
Today, I received yet another letter from a relative bitching me out for not involving my parents in my wedding. The parents who showed no interest in our relationship and then yelled at my fiancé and me when we announced it to them, calling us stupid, naive, heathens, and mentally ill. FML
by TheyObjectToTheUnholyUnion / 01/29/2016 at 7:51am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2016 at 1:23pm / Miscellaneous
by SexxiKitty / 12/19/2015 at 5:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Creepedout / 11/18/2015 at 10:26pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me "DUDE guess what I got last night". A giant dump truck. FML
by dump truck hater / 06/03/2015 at 12:18pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 4:02pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by lolcat97 / 01/28/2015 at 5:35pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
by Mishlette / 01/23/2015 at 8:27am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Work
- Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she… Today, I ran an experiment perfectly in lab. I was the last in my class to finish and proud of how… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my…