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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2026
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JubileeBee : Hi.

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JubileeBee's favorite FMLs

Today, I received yet another letter from a relative bitching me out for not involving my parents in my wedding. The parents who showed no interest in our relationship and then yelled at my fiancé and me when we announced it to them, calling us stupid, naive, heathens, and mentally ill. FML

#21520696
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22654) - you deserved it (1504)

On 01/29/2016 at 7:51am - misc - by TheyObjectToTheUnholyUnion - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to convince my parents to shut the door when they have sex. They have done this on multiple occasions. FML

#21519030
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19968) - you deserved it (1407)

On 01/24/2016 at 8:04pm - misc - by helloimkylieee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML

#21512854
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22934) - you deserved it (3218)

On 01/08/2016 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I mistook a tree in my back yard as an intruder and called the police. FML

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

#21496603
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23941) - you deserved it (2390)

On 11/25/2015 at 8:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML

#21494198
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22186) - you deserved it (1535)

On 11/18/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by Creepedout - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back. After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague. Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world. FML

#21366438
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38074) - you deserved it (4239)

On 03/02/2015 at 9:04am - intimacy - by donotbelieveinsecondchances (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, instead of taking down the Christmas tree, my sister covered it with Valentine's Day decorations. FML

Today, I noticed my fish was still hungry after feeding him earlier. I figured, "Eh, a little bit more won't kill him". I was wrong. FML

#21303699
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32402) - you deserved it (9351)

On 11/22/2014 at 2:22am - animals - by liishax3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML

#21273306
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39588) - you deserved it (3556)

On 10/08/2014 at 2:02am - animals - by queenmeme - United States (California)

Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML

#21271461
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46774) - you deserved it (3042)

On 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm - animals - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML

#21271391
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38008) - you deserved it (4729)

On 10/05/2014 at 5:34pm - kids - by SmellyCloset (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML

#21271287
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34820) - you deserved it (5204)

On 10/05/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by HarleyDavison - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

#21271220
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38972) - you deserved it (3567)

On 10/05/2014 at 1:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a customer was looking for some decking materials. I took her around the store and pointed out some nice plywood, noting that it's also fire-retardant, which might interest her. She got pissed off and bitched me out for supposedly calling her a retard. FML

#21270214
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34152) - you deserved it (2830)

On 10/03/2014 at 5:13pm - work - by hopeless (man) - Canada



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