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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 August 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 886
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Jthewat : I love Anime's like: Naruto, Dragon Ball, Death Note, Darker than Black, Attack on Titan, Assassination Classroom, etc.

And Video Games Like: Zelda, Darksiders, Naruto Storm, Super Smash Bros, Watch Dogs, Last of Us, etc.

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Today, I was sitting in ma bedroom relaxingen I eard ma little sister and ma broter. Tinking it was cute tey were talking again, I was listening. Tey were not just "talking", tey were making plans on ow to kill me. mega FML

#21383476
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27695) - you deserved it (2512)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today , with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster , I found out pee is affectd by gravity. FML

#21383398
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23583) - you deserved it (2058)

On 03/29/2015 at 2:38am - misc - by Kryometric - United States (Washington)

Today.. . my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permittd to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Drection because so many grls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring . FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36776) - you deserved it (3087)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today I Was So Hungry When I Finished Work That I Grabbed Some Chips To Eat On The Bus Home . The Guy Who Sat Next To Me Spat In Them As He Left To Get Off . Mega FML

#21373490
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23) - you deserved it (4)

On 03/12/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by Metallurge - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

yastarday I watcad in orror from ta doorway as my brotar furiously scratcad at is graasy air an ata ta larga flakas of daad skin tat cama loosa from is scalp. I tink our raal dad migt ba cagad in a zoo somawara. FML

#21369858
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27006) - you deserved it (2079)

On 03/07/2015 at 10:58am - misc - by GROSS (woman) - Bangladesh

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks lyk I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. fat FML

#21369803
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9) - you deserved it (4840)

On 03/07/2015 at 7:14am - animals - by farksh (woman) - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner . Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room . Andhat's worse, my first reaction was just to wonderhy he'd bother cheating on me fir just a handjob . FML

#21358057
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38927) - you deserved it (3085)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I woke up with mah penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes I'm as baffled as u are. FML

#21350665
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28556) - you deserved it (4815)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I startd at ma new job. Turns out ma boss is a complete doucebag. He spent most of te day looking over our soulders and making cuntis comments about our work... ten calld a guy a piece of sit 4 farting and forcd im to spray disinfectant on is cair. FML

#21342765
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28048) - you deserved it (2305)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:27am - work - by Mishlette (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I took a crap!! When I stood up to admre mah handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet!! I freaked out lyk a little grl, thinking I was bleeding out of mah ass!! Then I noticed the ketchup packets mah roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me!! FML

#21319149
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29967) - you deserved it (5727)

On 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm - misc - by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better 4 "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway" , so she shouldn't do either. FML

#21315591
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27438) - you deserved it (3216)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm - kids - by MedStudent90 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46125) - you deserved it (11908)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a dream that I kickd the moon like a soccer ball. It startd swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28772) - you deserved it (3450)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

2day I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap . I pulld into my driveway an made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes . I endd up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree . FML

#21298320
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32688) - you deserved it (3096)

On 11/13/2014 at 1:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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