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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 January 1994 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 789
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Jst4kicks : Dallas born and raised, gym rat, Gamer, UNT kinesiology major..future pediatrics physical therapist!

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Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML


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Today, I went home after work with my best friend who I am also secretly in love with. We had a few drinks, were getting touchy, and one thing led to another. Before leaving, I got the courage to ask her out on a real date. Her only reply was, "I don't want to lose such a good friend." FML

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