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Jrshep4187
  • Town/Country : Fresno, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 April 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 417
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Jrshep4187 : Just got off active duty! I was stationed in Germany for 3 yrs and did a yr in afghanistan..... love to travel! been to many amazing places in europe.....

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Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66236) - you deserved it (3485)

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