Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Jplay24

Offline (the 12/11/2015 at 8:38am) | Search for a member

Jplay24

0Fucked!

Jplay24Jplay24
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 484
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jplay24 : Don't be shy, say hi. A year ago you will have wished we started today.

Jplay24's page activity

Visits<b>Livelife121</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 3:26pm<b>brookenicolee29</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 2:33am<b>MackenzAnn</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 9:52am<b>sarneeley</b> - the 04/04/2014 at 3:22pm<b>TallyFtw69</b> - the 03/16/2014 at 2:55pm<b>milob92</b> - the 03/07/2014 at 1:26pm<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 02/26/2014 at 1:56am<b>emirie</b> - the 02/25/2014 at 8:23pm<b>krupa1017</b> - the 02/11/2014 at 3:10pm<b>jen1682</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 8:13pm<b>Larissa24</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 12:06am<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 01/25/2014 at 2:09pm<b>gabbi630</b> - the 01/19/2014 at 6:11am<b>pistachiopanda</b> - the 01/14/2014 at 8:36pm<b>Xotoolyxo</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 5:50pm<b>FrenchGirl01</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 3:55pm<b>Callilah</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 9:51am<b>taylor21398</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 9:13pm

Jplay24's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of Jplay24's badges

Jplay24's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML

#20804067
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41584) - you deserved it (4016)

On 07/26/2013 at 2:10am - misc - by dareyale (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

#20694089
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48487) - you deserved it (9535)

On 05/29/2013 at 9:53pm - misc - by paulinapo - United States (New York)

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

#20693929
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61256) - you deserved it (3227)

On 05/29/2013 at 8:39pm - love - by anonymoose - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML

#20692661
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68614) - you deserved it (15231)

On 05/29/2013 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my in-laws came for dinner. My 5-year-old son chose that as the perfect time to say, "Good girls always swallow!" when my daughter coughed up some of her food. I have no idea where he heard it, but my mother-in-law blamed me, and my wife had to convince her not to call CPS on me. FML

#20689805
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48258) - you deserved it (3616)

On 05/27/2013 at 6:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

#20688904
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54111) - you deserved it (24875)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my family threw me my 21st birthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. "Not that you'll ever get to use them," she said, turning and walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember why I never talk to the old crone. FML

#20536189
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30409) - you deserved it (3897)

On 03/08/2013 at 7:38pm - misc - by fuck you, gran (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

#15846641
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28767) - you deserved it (22125)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

#15632793
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37833) - you deserved it (3418)

On 04/04/2011 at 6:15am - love - by lonely (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: