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  • Town/Country : Austin, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 381
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML


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On 11/20/2015 at 3:13pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML


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On 08/08/2009 at 9:42am - misc - by oshitdonotwant (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got this huge package at my college dorm from my parents with candy, chips, canned soup and all these goodies. When I called my mom to thank her, she replied "We got rid of your cat, Annie". FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 8:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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