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  • Town/Country : Austin, United States
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 June 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 348
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Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML


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On 11/20/2015 at 3:13pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML


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On 08/08/2009 at 9:42am - misc - by oshitdonotwant (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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