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Journiexo

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 115
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Journiexo's favorite FMLs

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30553) - you deserved it (17625)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40685) - you deserved it (9448)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32365) - you deserved it (5139)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)



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