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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 November 1991 (22 years)
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About Joshwarrior : Just graduated with a double major in International relations and Spanish with minors in political science and European studies. Feel free to ask or message anything, I am pretty laid back and open-minded. Tambn soy español así si quieres puedes hablar en español conmigo. If i am on here I am bored with free time to spare or just reading other peoples miseries to brighten my day. Also they should add a "stop B*tching button".

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Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML


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