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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 November 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1983
  • Number of comments : 226
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Joshwarrior : Feel free to ask or message anything, I am pretty laid back and open-minded. Tambn soy español así si quieres puedes hablar en español conmigo. If i am on here I am bored with free time to spare or just reading other peoples miseries to brighten my day. Also they should add a "stop B*tching button".

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Today, I was excited to receive a rejection letter, because this was the first company to even acknowledge that I sent them a resume. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40302) - you deserved it (2746)

On 08/22/2014 at 9:14am - work - by Beeky (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (42625) - you deserved it (6932)

On 08/20/2014 at 6:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned "The bitch on the pot." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46172) - you deserved it (17898)

On 08/19/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48856) - you deserved it (18939)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42145) - you deserved it (7282)

On 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm - misc - by booty backfire - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML


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On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my 808 area code phone number has yet again been mistaken for a 1-800 number. I've been getting phone calls at three in the morning from people on the east coast who are trying to return their shoes. They want to speak to my supervisor because I "don't sound professional enough." FML

Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48884) - you deserved it (5408)

On 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46059) - you deserved it (4847)

On 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58227) - you deserved it (29008)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML


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On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML


I agree, your life sucks (84308) - you deserved it (8723)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18770) - you deserved it (46749)

On 02/18/2013 at 3:50am - intimacy - by UnluckyInk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31955) - you deserved it (2181)

On 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm - love - by jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32557) - you deserved it (3022)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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