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JoshBozz

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  • Town/Country : Manchester, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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JoshBozz's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

#21190484
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49571) - you deserved it (8975)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

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135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42171) - you deserved it (15764)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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