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Jose2018

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Jose2018
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 February 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10863
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Jose2018 : Quiet @ first but when I get comfortable around u,I tend to be the loudest and most obnoxious person you'll ever know :D

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Visits<b>Shipley18</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 12:32am<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:57pm<b>wildnargles</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 3:34am<b>rareawesomeness</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 3:37am<b>romanocheese</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 1:24am<b>delilablue95</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 11:55pm<b>insanecutie</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:40pm<b>Haydes</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 6:06pm<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 12:09pm<b>SuperCaroline131</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 2:08pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 11:25pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 5:17pm<b>Ghost_Kaulitz</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 5:30pm<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 5:21pm<b>zachadams</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 10:19am<b>Larissa24</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 3:44am<b>es3508</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 5:24pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 6:21am

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Jose2018's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

#21411971
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29213) - you deserved it (2867)

On 05/18/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's 1 year old. FML

#21360646
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33426) - you deserved it (2333)

On 02/21/2015 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

#21360286
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22882) - you deserved it (29039)

On 02/21/2015 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

#21360123
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28470) - you deserved it (3764)

On 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm - animals - by tulisa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, three days after finally having a bed to sleep on, I woke up with multiple bedbug bites. I can't use my blankets, wear any of my clothes and it's back to sleeping on the floor for me. FML

#21360063
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26831) - you deserved it (2126)

On 02/20/2015 at 9:54pm - animals - by fml (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom told me that, even though my brother sells drugs, he's still her favorite child. FML

#21359996
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33013) - you deserved it (2736)

On 02/20/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by pissed - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend confessed to cheating on me. Unfortunately, she's a pathological liar and I can't be sure if it's really true, along with half the stuff she tells me on a daily basis. Love is hard. FML

#21356609
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29632) - you deserved it (9903)

On 02/15/2015 at 11:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML

#21351411
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27356) - you deserved it (5944)

On 02/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML

#21349710
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33727) - you deserved it (2960)

On 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm - work - by fxck (woman) -

Today, I saw my co-worker write about how awful Muslims were and how the religion is stupid, the hijab is oppressive, and how they're a poison on society. When I questioned them about it, they pretty much said that I didn't know anything and should stop talking. I'm Muslim and a hijabi. FML

#21349339
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32187) - you deserved it (5268)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:13pm - work - by coveredupforfun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML

#21347486
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27085) - you deserved it (6555)

On 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm - misc - by WalkTheOtherWay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML

#21347009
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27920) - you deserved it (1754)

On 01/30/2015 at 8:25pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced myself, she wrinkled up her face and said, "I'd hoped you'd be hotter." FML

#21344749
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27668) - you deserved it (1898)

On 01/26/2015 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to work with a great attitude, something that doesn't happen often. It was shortly ruined after some lady yelled at me because I accidentally shorted her one penny. Yep. One single penny. FML

#21344188
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23665) - you deserved it (3189)

On 01/25/2015 at 8:41pm - work - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

#21344008
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29152) - you deserved it (2195)

On 01/25/2015 at 1:21pm - work - by fartje - Netherlands



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