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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 64
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jorjorasaurus : 17 about to be 18. Senior in High School.

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Visits<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 06/17/2013 at 11:19pm

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Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58706) - you deserved it (3823)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73084) - you deserved it (7225)

On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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