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Jordan_Brianna
  • Town/Country : Nashville, Indiana, United States
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  • Birth Date : Monday 10 May 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 156
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Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML

#5996462 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (25726) - you deserved it (3119)

On 10/25/2009 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend and I watched Juno. When the baby is born in the film, I put my arm around my girlfriend and whispered in her ear that one day it could be us having a baby. She responded by punching me in the happy sacks and telling me I wasn't getting any from her in a long time. FML

#5931603 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (6332) - you deserved it (16480)

On 10/21/2009 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by Ouch (man) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. FML

#5903153 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (13872) - you deserved it (2296)

On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my school is having homecoming. I'm taking a date who I really like, and she happens to have fairly large boobs. I have a friend who seems to think I have an obsession with boobs, so I texted her last night reading "btw, no big boob jokes tomorrow." I accidentally sent it to my date. FML

#5349633 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (9571) - you deserved it (34025)

On 09/19/2009 at 11:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (49506) - you deserved it (6028)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version