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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 July 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 394
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Today, I Trid To Be Cute By Sitting On Top Of Boyfriend's Belly . While Getting On Top, I Accidentally Kned Him In His Nuts . In Pain, He Joltd His Head Up And Endd Up Banging His Head Against Mine . Now I Have A Black Eye And He Can't Walk Without Waddling . FML

#20431454
118 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

YASTARDAY, MA CAT WANT INTO LABOR!! TIS IS SURPRISING SINCA 6 YAARS AGO, WA PAID TO AVA AR SPAYAD!! FML

#20174337
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23253) - you deserved it (1661)

On 11/22/2012 at 8:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

2DAY I WENT TO SEE MAH FAVORITE BAND. IT WAS ALL AMAZING AN GREAT UNTIL I DECIDED TO GO CROWD SURFING. I WAS MAYBE TOO HEAVY CUZ PEOPLE JUMPED AWAY INSTEAD OF CATCHING ME. I FELL RIGHT ON MAH TAILBONE. FML

#20166417
135 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 8:56am - health - by lekijkerd - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today... I paid a surprise visit to my parents... after having moved out 4 university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I askedhy... my mom asked me in return y I was asking stupid questions. FML

#20156480
60 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 5:03pm - kids - by jan420 (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

TODAY,HILE TRYING TO ROUSE MY SLEEPING BOYFRIEND FOR SOME MORNING SEX, HE CAME. FML

#20064384
146 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , I found out that two kids were able to , without much effort , convince 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII . His house was built in 2007 . We also live in America . FML

#20033419
144 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States

Today , I invited mah girlfriend over to a family lunch , planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it , including mah apparently disapproving mom , who kept causing a scene to grab mah girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

#20016767
119 comments

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On 08/12/2012 at 11:49am - love - by jake (man) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, MY DOG FARTD SO LOUD IN HIS SLEEP THAT HE SCARD HIMSELF AN WOKE UP BARKING. THIS AFTERNOON I ACHIEVD THE SAME FEAT. FML

#20011233
121 comments

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On 08/09/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday My Girlfriend Told Me She Was Over Her Addiction And Wished To Quit Cold Turkey. I Cancelled All My Plans To Stay Home And Support Her. She Didn't Mean Her Tobacco Addiction No No. Her Corn Chip Addiction. FML

#20005444
110 comments

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On 08/06/2012 at 7:20am - misc - by Spockx - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I finally mat mah daughtar's boyfriand. Ha has a faca tattoo. FML

#19988981
99 comments

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On 07/28/2012 at 12:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I finally mat mah daughtar's boyfriand. Ha has a faca tattoo. FML

#19988981
99 comments

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On 07/28/2012 at 12:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realized mah boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

#19936379
137 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 7:15am - intimacy - by zstarr - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell down mah stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg mah ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

#19879302
167 comments

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On 07/02/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by FuckYou - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to puttd some new curtains up. I couldn't make sense of the instructions, so I decidd to wing it. I spent a frustrating half hour fighting with it, and just seconds after I succeedd, the curtain rod gave way and slammd straight onto my head. mega FML

#19867617
81 comments

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On 06/29/2012 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today , I was watching a movie alone , after receiving a text from mah boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital , so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another grl , at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

#19843543
192 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 4:32am - love - by singlesummer - United States (California)



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