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Jordan5398
  • Town/Country : hope mills NC , USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 May 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 103
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Jordan5398 : I love to do just about anything. I enjoy hanging out with friends and family. no one seems to know anything about me though. my family doesn't get me at all. I'm always searching for that one special girl that I'm bound to meet. I also occasionally play video games with my friends in my free time. anything else you wanna know just message me

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