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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1426
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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JoonBee's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9194) - you deserved it (44254)

On 08/05/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Somethingswrongwiththispic (woman) - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an expensive chihuahua puppy because she was never allowed to have one as a kid. She was so excited and happy so she leaned in to give it a kiss. It bit her in the face, she had to get stitches, and they put the $500 dog to sleep. FML


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On 07/29/2010 at 7:13pm - money - by Joseph (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I bragged to a coworker that our boss compliments me constantly on my work performance, my fashion sense, and my trustworthiness. She then directed me to a "neighborhood watch" website. My boss is a registered sex offender. FML


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On 03/08/2009 at 12:47am - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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