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Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39497) - you deserved it (4976)

On 04/30/2014 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

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