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Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

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238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24787) - you deserved it (24642)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22859) - you deserved it (3784)

On 07/31/2010 at 12:28pm - misc - by Monkey (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
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I agree, your life sucks (5228) - you deserved it (40080)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
457 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5228) - you deserved it (40080)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)



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