About Jonaahhhh : Hello! I am a rhythm guitarist in a rock band. I enjoy drawing as well. I've had the app for a couple years and decided to make an account. I enjoy the usual commenters. I especially enjoy well made puns. My comments tend to be hit or miss, so forgive me if the comment you viewed seems asinine... It made sense in my head ;)
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Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML
by mistake / 05/11/2009 at 5:09am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by lylethomes15 / 04/21/2009 at 9:48am / United States (Maine) / Animals
Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML
by Anonymous / 03/29/2009 at 1:04am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
by sheyo / 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I…