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JokingJoe
  • Town/Country : Torrance, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 August 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1087
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33670) - you deserved it (6913)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277 (333)

I agree, your life sucks (30289) - you deserved it (8123)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

#7450891 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (17378) - you deserved it (3398)

On 01/20/2010 at 1:17am - intimacy - by ilovesocks (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693 (286)

I agree, your life sucks (38443) - you deserved it (5694)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

#7420150 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (5286) - you deserved it (26848)

On 01/18/2010 at 2:39pm - misc - by burnedboy (man) - United States

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML

#7414727 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (21036) - you deserved it (4592)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

#7339757 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (18413) - you deserved it (3337)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went for a ride with my son. I noticed he didn't have his seat belt on. To teach him a lesson, I drove very slowly and hit the brakes really hard. The impact was greater than I thought, so my son hit his head against the window and left a huge crack. He just laughed. FML

#7318850 (296)

I agree, your life sucks (4768) - you deserved it (39999)

On 01/13/2010 at 1:12pm - kids - by Joe (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML

#7306926 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (31786) - you deserved it (1435)

On 01/12/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

#7293209 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (22266) - you deserved it (4074)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by Absent - France

Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML

#7255890 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (11918) - you deserved it (3686)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

#7232950 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (11821) - you deserved it (3367)

On 01/09/2010 at 8:25am - intimacy - by ohdeargodthatswrong (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

#7225857 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (11305) - you deserved it (3336)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was texting this guy that I hooked up with yesterday. We were gonna do it again but he had basketball practice. I was talking to my friend about it, and sent her a text saying "Oh well. I have explosive diarrhea anyways." She wasn't replying, so I checked my sent box. I sent it to him. FML

#7209759 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (5334) - you deserved it (11524)

On 01/08/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by weeble_wobbles09 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

#7059042 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (27904) - you deserved it (11976)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)