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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 543
  • Number of comments : 154
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About JokersHQ : If you want my Twitter just ask :)

Just a college girl who loves movies, some comics, CoD, old cars, and motorcycles. I'm 20 years old but mostly get mistaken for a 12-15 year old, which sucks especially since that usually means that I am mistaken for my husband's younger sister -awkward-, but yes I am a girl, yes I'm straight, yes I'm actually into the things listed above, so don't bother sending hate. I'm proud of who I am so don't push your sexist ways on me. Feel free just to talk to me though! I'm always looking to talk to new people!

Oh and I should probably mention my name is Jessica :)

P.S. I cosplay. If you like the costume, tell me!

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Liked!<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 05/11/2014 at 6:07pm

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