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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 343
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About JokerRenegade : Regular old Idiot trying to make his way through this crazy world I'm in.

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Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (113151) - you deserved it (15264)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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