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About JokerJ312 : Anime-Mainly Fairytail and Nanatsu no taizai but looking for more. Any good suggestions, send me a message.
Music-Pretty much everything but mainly rap, hip-hop, and r&b.
Shows-Pretty much all of adult swim and detective shows. Criminal minds is the shit.
Personality-I've been told I'm funny, and pretty chill, but if I'm not in a good mood I can't be talked to.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML
Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could. They cost 35p. When I was eating them later on I put the plastic wrapper onto the side. When I'd finished eating my jaffa cakes I went to pick up the wrapper... The dog had eaten it. Cost me a £150 vet bill. Most expensive jaffas I've ever had. FML
Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML
Friday 31 July 2015