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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 664
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About JokerJ312 : Anime-Mainly Fairytail and Nanatsu no taizai but looking for more. Any good suggestions, send me a message.

Music-Pretty much everything but mainly rap, hip-hop, and r&b.

Shows-Pretty much all of adult swim and detective shows. Criminal minds is the shit.

Personality-I've been told I'm funny, and pretty chill, but if I'm not in a good mood I can't be talked to.

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Today, I knocked a girl lightly in the head with a prop at a costume party. I apologized profusely to the drama queen as she walked away blinking and holding her head. My boyfriend then told me that she had recently had brain surgery and it was hard for her to even leave the house. FML

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53119) - you deserved it (5685)

On 01/29/2014 at 5:14pm - love - by riiiight (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44782) - you deserved it (6521)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, I tried to explain to my history teacher why Woodrow Wilson would not have called the Great War "World War 1" as she constantly claims. I was sent to the office for my insubordination. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39858) - you deserved it (4456)

On 04/18/2013 at 3:54am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML


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On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML


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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54878) - you deserved it (3904)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42664) - you deserved it (3299)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71570) - you deserved it (4752)

On 04/06/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by BrilsmurfO_O (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML


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