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JokerJ312

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 482
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About JokerJ312 : Anime-Mainly Fairytail and Nanatsu no taizai but looking for more. Any good suggestions, send me a message.

Music-Pretty much everything but mainly rap, hip-hop, and r&b.

Shows-Pretty much all of adult swim and detective shows. Criminal minds is the shit.

Personality-I've been told I'm funny, and pretty chill, but if I'm not in a good mood I can't be talked to.

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Visits<b>cutycat136</b> - 15 hours ago<b>Ashamed_Sister</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 9:17am<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 3:14pm<b>clevergirl98</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 1:58pm<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 1:51pm<b>lil_juggalette</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 1:43pm<b>henrylikestreats</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 2:23am<b>Raleaf</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:10am<b>munchly</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 6:56pm<b>Stormcloak</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:46am<b>chasea9797</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 11:03pm<b>ThatSlappinBass</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 12:12am<b>patts_</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 9:30am<b>LoveNnyl</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:14pm<b>iAlissa</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 8:13pm<b>badluckalex</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 4:53pm<b>arasx0</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 4:46pm<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 3:00am

Fucked!<b>clevergirl98</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 7:58pm<b>lil_juggalette</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 7:43pm<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:01am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 7:43am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 2:02pm<b>Allison_leah23</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 4:03am<b>BakenWake420</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 12:52am<b>MrDonSalvetti</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 10:07am

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JokerJ312's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML

#21044324
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50872) - you deserved it (5485)

On 01/29/2014 at 5:14pm - love - by riiiight (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML

#20875790
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42107) - you deserved it (6174)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, I tried to explain to my history teacher why Woodrow Wilson would not have called the Great War "World War 1" as she constantly claims. I was sent to the office for my insubordination. FML

#20601546
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36963) - you deserved it (4182)

On 04/18/2013 at 3:54am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

#18128656
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49389) - you deserved it (5598)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51233) - you deserved it (3628)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

#6433881
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39000) - you deserved it (2964)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could. They cost 35p. When I was eating them later on I put the plastic wrapper onto the side. When I'd finished eating my jaffa cakes I went to pick up the wrapper... The dog had eaten it. Cost me a £150 vet bill. Most expensive jaffas I've ever had. FML

#5361987
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23119) - you deserved it (7624)

On 09/19/2009 at 7:19pm - animals - by 909 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML

#832859
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69362) - you deserved it (4555)

On 04/06/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by BrilsmurfO_O (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)



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