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About JokerJ312 : College-Art Institute of California for culinary 🍛🍝🍗🍖
Anime-Mainly Fairytail but venturing into others. Any good suggestions, send me a message.
Music-Pretty much everything but mainly rap, hip-hop, and r&b.
Shows-Pretty much all of adult swim but mainly Rick and Morty right now.
People-Jewelee, Savanna, Mariah, and Dallas
Personality-I've been told I'm funny, sweet, and pretty chill, but if I'm not in a good mood I can't be talked to
Why am I up so early?
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Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML
Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could. They cost 35p. When I was eating them later on I put the plastic wrapper onto the side. When I'd finished eating my jaffa cakes I went to pick up the wrapper... The dog had eaten it. Cost me a £150 vet bill. Most expensive jaffas I've ever had. FML
Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML
Friday 12 December 2014