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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About JokerJ312 : College-Art Institute of California for culinary 🍛🍝🍗🍖

Anime-Mainly Fairytail but venturing into others. Any good suggestions, send me a message.

Music-Pretty much everything but mainly rap, hip-hop, and r&b.

Shows-Pretty much all of adult swim but mainly Rick and Morty right now.

People-Jewelee, Savanna, Mariah, and Dallas

Personality-I've been told I'm funny, sweet, and pretty chill, but if I'm not in a good mood I can't be talked to

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JokerJ312's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50733) - you deserved it (5476)

On 01/29/2014 at 5:14pm - love - by riiiight (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41995) - you deserved it (6161)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, I tried to explain to my history teacher why Woodrow Wilson would not have called the Great War "World War 1" as she constantly claims. I was sent to the office for my insubordination. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36811) - you deserved it (4175)

On 04/18/2013 at 3:54am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47966) - you deserved it (5466)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51008) - you deserved it (3615)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38824) - you deserved it (2954)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could. They cost 35p. When I was eating them later on I put the plastic wrapper onto the side. When I'd finished eating my jaffa cakes I went to pick up the wrapper... The dog had eaten it. Cost me a £150 vet bill. Most expensive jaffas I've ever had. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22984) - you deserved it (7611)

On 09/19/2009 at 7:19pm - animals - by 909 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68275) - you deserved it (4455)

On 04/06/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by BrilsmurfO_O (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

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