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Jojoo13
  • Town/Country : Santa Cruz CA, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 427
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

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363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28199) - you deserved it (6217)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31175) - you deserved it (8181)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5711) - you deserved it (4176)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by johnboy - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56330) - you deserved it (14568)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
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I agree, your life sucks (12408) - you deserved it (7387)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
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I agree, your life sucks (12408) - you deserved it (7387)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
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I agree, your life sucks (12408) - you deserved it (7387)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version



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