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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 553
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Jojohn0 : Oh no a visitor! Uhm. Hi there. I'm a pre chill guy who likes to be challenged mentally. I also notice the way people react to subtle things. You should try it. It'll make life more interesting.
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Today, I got the most tear-jerking comment so far about my severe stutter. While I was talking to my nieghbor, his little brother interrupted and asked me if I was possessed by a demon. FML

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the thing she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML


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On 01/21/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by kana__ (woman) - Japan

Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after te first lesson at scool, so I went to get a cup of coffee from te vending macine. I ad just enoug money fir it. No cup dropped into te older, an te wole ting poured straigt into te drip tray wile I watced. real FML


Today , mah wife pressed a button in the elevator an quickly ran out , leaving me in there with mah crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor , the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML


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On 10/13/2014 at 11:42am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so mah baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down an started to pretend, she decided to drink mah soda instead of helping me. FML


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On 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I was walking to fine a public toilet in a Chinese village . While looking for the women's restroom, I stepped on a looool thin sheet of plastic . I fell into the toilet's waste collection area and found myself knee-deep in the villagers' faeces . FML


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