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Jojohn0

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 524
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Jojohn0 : Oh no a visitor! Uhm. Hi there. I'm a pre chill guy who likes to be challenged mentally. I also notice the way people react to subtle things. You should try it. It'll make life more interesting.
Jesus loves you very much. There has to be more to life than this. Think about it.

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today, I got the most tear-jerking comment so far about my severe stutter. While I was talking to my neighbor, his little brother interrupted and asked me if I was possessed by a demon. FML

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

#21341567
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30561) - you deserved it (2235)

On 01/21/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by kana__ (woman) - Japan

Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after the first lesson at school, so I went to get a cup of coffee from the vending machine. I had just enough money for it. No cup dropped into the holder, and the whole thing poured straight into the drip tray while I watched. FML

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Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML

#21276854
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35178) - you deserved it (3226)

On 10/13/2014 at 11:42am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she decided to drink my soda instead of helping me. FML

#21071750
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38168) - you deserved it (14948)

On 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking to find a public toilet in a Chinese village. While looking for the women's restroom, I stepped on a thin sheet of plastic. I fell into the toilet's waste collection area and found myself knee-deep in the villagers' faeces. FML

#1897379
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66890) - you deserved it (5338)

On 05/13/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by pooped (woman) - China (Beijing)



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