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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 253
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jojohn0 : Oh no a visitor! Uhm. Hi there. I'm a pre chill guy who likes to be challenged mentally. I also notice the way people react to subtle things. You should try it. It'll make life more interesting.
Jesus loves you very much. There has to be more to life than this. Think about it.

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Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML


I agree, your life sucks (33681) - you deserved it (3178)

On 10/13/2014 at 11:42am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she decided to drink my soda instead of helping me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38057) - you deserved it (14908)

On 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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