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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 February 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 644
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Johnothan : I'm an Alaska boy for life. Love boarding...everything from snowboarding to wakeboarding. Also love riding, dirtbikes and 4-wheelers that is. Basically anything that gets my adrenaline pumping

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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML


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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML


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On 10/23/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by iross (man) - United States (California)

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