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Johnny_Boy_Jr

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Johnny_Boy_Jr

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 61
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML

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83 comments

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On 06/21/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by icandothecancan - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19510) - you deserved it (36535)

On 02/10/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, we got a call that my brother stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. My mom had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML

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83 comments

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On 05/23/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by littlebigbrother - Japan

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

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169 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my husband, who is in the Navy, had a couple of his sailor friends over to hang out. The stereotype about their swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying "Fuck." FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found my electric globe. It asks you where a state, country or city is and you would have to find it and click on it with the pen. I also found out that my parents would sneak into my room at night, take it and play 'strip-globe'. FML

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On 01/25/2011 at 9:10am - intimacy - by Charlotte -

Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck in its plastic tube. My 6 year old son came downstairs to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table. He thinks I killed it. FML



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