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About JohnnyHobo : You can call me Laney(:
I dont like people much. O_o
Does anyone else think Gregory House, from House, has a personality that is strangely superrrr attractive?
"Come here." He whispers gently. His voice a calling embrace. Longing in his eyes, he wishes for an escape. Moving slowly, she makes her way back home. Back to the darkest place, where she will feel no more. He takes away the sadness, the thrill, and the pain. And though it harms them both, he knows she has to stay. The absence in her eyes, growing larger each day. Can he bear to see her die like this? Or will she find another way?
Talk to me yeah? ^_^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH8aMjSEF8c&feature=related
^^Listen to DIY Orgasms by Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains. The song title has absolutely nothing to do with the song, but still, its amazing.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML
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On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
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On 06/03/2010 at 8:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
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On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML
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On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
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On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, the painting I worked on for three weeks was rejected from an art contest because the rules prohibit fan art. It wasn't fan art. They mistook it for Twilight fan art. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
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On 12/19/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (California)
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
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