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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33998) - you deserved it (4412)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27065) - you deserved it (13190)

On 12/22/2010 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10149) - you deserved it (36790)

On 11/14/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML


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On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

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