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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 643
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Johndog : Hey I'm John feel free to message me anytime

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Johndog's favorite FMLs

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML

by diamondsareforever / 07/18/2009 at 4:19pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids