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Johndog
  • Town/Country : Seattle, Waahington
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 130
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Johndog : Hey I'm John feel free to message me anytime

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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53957) - you deserved it (2811)

On 07/18/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by diamondsareforever (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (218283) - you deserved it (77978)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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