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Today mah parents decided I was old enough to know that mah mother doesnt really have horrible nightmares . She's a screamer . FML

#4960471
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34886) - you deserved it (2504)

On 08/31/2009 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by UGH (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today I want to a funaral fir coworkar's fathar. Whila thara dad's call phona rang an ha laft to answar it. I turnd to brothar an said ( I can't baliava ha brought his call phona! ) Ha whispard ( I can't baliava ha's got covaraga. This is a daad zona! ) I laughd loudly. At a funaral.

#4053619
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21993) - you deserved it (53649)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah grlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't!! FML

#2955411
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29857) - you deserved it (73938)

On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was enjoying some much needd serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To mah surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessd, gets up, gives me a nod an leaves. FML

#2932416
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74556) - you deserved it (5540)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was enjoying some much needd serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To mah surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessd, gets up, gives me a nod an leaves. FML

#2932416
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74556) - you deserved it (5540)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

today I looool was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on mah lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

#2928893
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38839) - you deserved it (3975)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I rode mah bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal fir turning left. A car passing the opposite way veerd towards me and attemptd to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over mah body and mah bike is in two pieces. FML

#2925389
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81060) - you deserved it (5552)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was bieng pulled into a pool by mah girlfriend . To avoid ruining mah phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me . I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it . FML

#2912721
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45622) - you deserved it (10015)

On 06/15/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by WetPhone (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I found out that my 'grlfriand',ho I'va baan amailing with , was raally my friand playing a prank on ma. Ha askad ma for nakad picturas of mysalf and I sant tham to him. FML

#2842632
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21987) - you deserved it (73242)

On 06/12/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by Paco4242 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was about to loose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 yeres, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm making this up. FML

#1604682
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (277784) - you deserved it (17725)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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