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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Joesyy's favorite FMLs
by lavenderpiss / 12/15/2013 at 9:04pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by justin / 12/12/2013 at 10:08pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
by >.> / 12/12/2013 at 12:31am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML
by Neglected / 12/11/2013 at 2:06pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, while on my way to work, an elderly woman complimented me on my breast cancer scarf. I explained that my grandmother made one for all her female grandchildren before passing away two years ago. The woman then went psycho and almost strangled me in an attempt to steal it. FML
by Whackgourd / 12/11/2013 at 1:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by igotpride / 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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