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About JoelsLastNight : I love movies, tv shows and music. I play guitar and drums. I also like to see everything as glass half full, or two sides to every story. I love to make people laugh.

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Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52161) - you deserved it (5245)

On 02/04/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by DeeDee - Austria (Wien)

Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43650) - you deserved it (5643)

On 12/27/2013 at 8:37pm - animals - by eyes wide SHIT (woman) - Australia

Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53935) - you deserved it (7403)

On 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by bleach bleach bleach (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML


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On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56230) - you deserved it (3227)

On 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by confsused - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called a pest control company to ask them to come over to my place to help get rid of rats. The person on the phone told me to "be a man and stop acting like a girl". I'm a woman. FML


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On 12/16/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Mary (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57586) - you deserved it (4997)

On 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by hi Mum - United States (South Carolina)

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56735) - you deserved it (3640)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML


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On 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by igotpride - United States

Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML


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On 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that when your mom threatens to embarrass you by singing in public, the wrong response is, "Yeah? I dare you." FML

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML


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On 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by mystery - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML


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On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML


Today, my fiancé left me waiting at the train station for two and a half hours because he offered his ex-girlfriend a lift to her friends wedding that was a few cities away. I normally wouldn't have minded, but I'm 6 months pregnant and it was pouring with rain. FML

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