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Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44757) - you deserved it (6988)

On 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by NOKHAN (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58880) - you deserved it (3944)

On 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm - misc - by soon to be divorced (man) - United States

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