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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 January 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1038
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JoeGrant : I'm fairly new to FML and I truly enjoy reading about other peoples' mishaps.

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JoeGrant's favorite FMLs

Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML

#20192265
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19554) - you deserved it (3735)

On 12/05/2012 at 11:50am - kids - by JessThompson - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought my son a nice car for his 18th birthday. When I gave it to him, he just got mad and told me that if I really wanted to spend that much money on him, I should've used it to help him pay for college. FML

#20192045
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14714) - you deserved it (48512)

On 12/05/2012 at 6:27am - kids - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML

#20187648
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25837) - you deserved it (2545)

On 12/02/2012 at 5:16am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

#19918441
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6774) - you deserved it (26386)

On 07/10/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by mustanggt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37304) - you deserved it (3315)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States



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