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Joe5150
  • Town/Country : Oakwood, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 June 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2354
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Joe5150 : Yeah, um, my life is fucked. But not as fucked as some of these. So I come here to feel better about myself.

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Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML

#871042 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (84026) - you deserved it (3349)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Crazy09 - United States (Michigan)

Today, My family and I were in New Orleans. We passed by all of the naughty peep shows with posters of naked women everywhere on the way to dinner. At the restaurant, my dad asks me if that was the first pair of boobs I have seen. My mom butted in saying, "Nah, remember all that porn we found?" FML

#786946 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (60558) - you deserved it (18847)

On 04/03/2009 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my friend was saying how her 'nano' died. I quickly responded by saying "so? recharge it." Turns out she didn't say 'nano', she'd said 'nana'. FML

#760486 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (20064) - you deserved it (35904)

On 04/02/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

#566984 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (56350) - you deserved it (7450)

On 03/23/2009 at 10:48pm - misc - by The_HML - United States (Maryland)