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JodeMiVida
  • Town/Country : St Albans, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 April 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 319
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JodeMiVida : An excuse is worse than a lie, because an excuse is a lie guarded.

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1095738) - you deserved it (108842)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, after weeks of agonising, I told my best friend (who I am madly in love with) that I love her. She said: "me too, you're like a brother and a best girlfriend rolled into one!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47546) - you deserved it (3948)

On 02/22/2009 at 5:01am - love - by Reaper - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

#94362
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I agree, your life sucks (43112) - you deserved it (10835)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:30am - love - by schellbytheseashore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (213825) - you deserved it (73285)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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