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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

#17121994
189 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

Today, at work, I told a lady checking out to sign her name after sliding her credit card. After she started signing her name, she threw the pen down in frustration saying that the pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. FML

#17057819
77 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 9:13pm - work - by asianjoe (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
389 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML

#16963316
112 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by siannacasey - United States (Oregon)

Today, I couldn't figure out what was worse: accidentally dropping my car keys into the bottom of a filthy park lake, or getting a fishhook through my toenail in an attempt to retrieve them. FML

#16888373
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On 06/27/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by Courtney (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
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On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML

#16435078
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On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML

#16304417
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On 05/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by lemonhead -

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML

#16100276
164 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

#16033229
190 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
108 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

#16017618
146 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 9:51am - health - by megomania (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

#16016488
246 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)



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