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JocelynKaulitz

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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 August 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10149
  • Number of comments : 444
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About JocelynKaulitz : Just keeping it irie.

Name's Jocelyn!

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JocelynKaulitz's favorite FMLs

Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML

Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

#19766559
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25145) - you deserved it (4604)

On 06/10/2012 at 5:14pm - love - by anon - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

#19758301
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15673) - you deserved it (41823)

On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32261) - you deserved it (2861)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, I was operating on a young girl, when she began to awaken during the surgery. We quickly put her back under, of course, but now I'm terrified that she'll remember my profuse cursing and get me in the shit with my curmudgeonly killjoy of a boss. FML

#19727538
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21882) - you deserved it (10197)

On 06/03/2012 at 4:27pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11947) - you deserved it (41426)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I realized that the reason there is no toilet paper in the house is because both my parents are too stubborn to be the one who goes out to buy more. It's been five days. FML

#19678004
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18547) - you deserved it (3271)

On 05/25/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by whinywiper - Canada

Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML

#19677033
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8001) - you deserved it (24635)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:07am - work - by emliv12 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML

#19659146
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7078) - you deserved it (34044)

On 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by bronco_lover89 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

#19646260
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38932) - you deserved it (5165)

On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

#19644251
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23577) - you deserved it (4766)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. FML

#19641657
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23379) - you deserved it (2104)

On 05/18/2012 at 12:05pm - love - by ohyesIfeelspecial (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

#19641486
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21042) - you deserved it (4684)

On 05/18/2012 at 11:05am - love - by Great. (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

#19633395
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22141) - you deserved it (3446)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by HK (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)



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