About JocelynKaulitz : Name's Jocelyn, get at me babes!
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Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML
by Anonymous / 06/04/2015 at 8:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Zufallian / 06/02/2015 at 8:55pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/27/2015 at 10:21am / Mexico / Health
by brittrus / 05/08/2015 at 9:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 4:41pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Kids
by almost_a_pro / 04/23/2015 at 9:43am / Brazil (Rio de Janeiro) / Miscellaneous
by Evra / 04/16/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Intimacy
by transcendingnerd / 04/13/2015 at 6:46am / Philippines (Manila) / Kids
Today, I filled out an online application for a internship. I didn't have all the info I need to complete it, but it wouldn't let me leave anything blank so to move along I filled in crap answers. I pressed "Save". It sent my draft in. I now have to explain that "Jesus" isn't actually my reference. FML
by unprofessional / 04/13/2015 at 1:20am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 9:56pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/11/2015 at 3:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after over six weeks of not getting a single shift at my part time job, I finally went in to meet my new manager. He didn't even know I existed. Apparently my old manager lied and said I quit so they hired someone else. FML
by nattlecakes / 04/07/2015 at 3:23am / United States (California) / Work
Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML
by hexphoenix / 04/06/2015 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Work
by TKPhai / 04/04/2015 at 11:06pm / United States (California) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…