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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 January 1991 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 993
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About JoSmokes : Just your average Jo really. I make cheese for a living...this site makes me feel better about myself. I can't figure out how to rotate my pic....

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Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26574) - you deserved it (3805)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML


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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9400) - you deserved it (51277)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38085) - you deserved it (3110)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15175) - you deserved it (51510)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31305) - you deserved it (2668)

On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35057) - you deserved it (2710)

On 02/13/2011 at 6:38am - health - by floggingnasty - United States (North Carolina)

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