About JoSmokes : Just your average Jo really. I make cheese for a living...this site makes me feel better about myself. I can't figure out how to rotate my pic....
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Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML
by datingamoron / 02/14/2011 at 2:14am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by bride / 02/14/2011 at 1:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 12:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Roxas / 02/14/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
by NotAsToughAsHeThinks / 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm / United States (Montana) / Health
Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Health
by floggingnasty / 02/13/2011 at 6:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
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