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JoJoJordan346
  • Town/Country : Kansas, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 May 1991 (22 years)
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Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

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95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22824) - you deserved it (2798)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20962) - you deserved it (4626)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20476) - you deserved it (1914)

On 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm - love - by madison77 - United States

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9555) - you deserved it (57310)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)



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