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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML


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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML


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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML


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On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, I was teaching my two year old daughter how to take a person's temperature. While I was sitting down, she came up behind me and shoved the thermometer in my ear hard. Now I can't hear out of my right ear, and I'm in excruciating pain. FML


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On 11/27/2010 at 8:03pm - kids - by lovedbyallthewrongppl - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML


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On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

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