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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by BCBUDDY / 05/07/2011 at 11:29am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, I was teaching my two year old daughter how to take a person's temperature. While I was sitting down, she came up behind me and shoved the thermometer in my ear hard. Now I can't hear out of my right ear, and I'm in excruciating pain. FML
by lovedbyallthewrongppl / 11/27/2010 at 8:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/12/2010 at 11:55am / United States (Maine) / Love
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