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Jjan04

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Jjan04

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 963
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today,hile I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like mah mom's pulled up!! Thinking it was actually her, I walked up an jokingly asked wat she was into!! The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute!! FML

#21142181
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35932) - you deserved it (15344)

On 05/16/2014 at 7:20pm - misc - by Female Struggles (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I WALKED IN ON MY MOM SHOWING HER FRIENDS THAT SHE CAN DEEPTHROAT A BANANA. THAT'S SOMETHING I COULD'VE LIVED A LONG AN HAPPY LIFE WITHOUT SEIENG. REAL FML

#21141912
94 comments

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On 05/16/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by fuck florida (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth an spat piece of it back out onto my plate. FML

#21053382
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40519) - you deserved it (3277)

On 02/07/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Mayotte

Today... Wila I Was Fooling Around Wit Ma Grlfriand... Sa Urt Ar And. It Obviously Wasn't Vary Sarious... So I Told Ar To Stop Faking It. Sa Raspondd... ( Wanna Know Wat I Actually Faka? My Orgasms. ) FML

#21031998
127 comments

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On 01/18/2014 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learnd that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for u to speak Klingon during sex . FML

#20963971
252 comments

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On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I realizd I ned to start hitting looool the gym , when my boyfriend actually utilizd my love handles during sex. FML

Today I introduced my girlfriend to my parents despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger y not if she'd ever consider it in future and to keep them in mind if she does. FML

#20959018
54 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was ( a good thing ) and ( necessary fir population control ). That man was my grlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. real FML

#20958610
25 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 11:59am - misc - by Colby - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today... my 8-year-old cummed home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole looool class to write about how they felt when they lerened that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

#20942077
285 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by SantaClaus - United States (California)

Today, My Husband And I Were Watching Jurassic Park. At The End Of The Movie, He Commented On How Amazed He Was That They Could "train Those Dinosaurs" To Do Exactly What They Wanted Them To Do. FML

#20937890
112 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see wat it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room , build momentum , an launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. real FML

#20929956
169 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted !! I was going to say "F*ck you" an "I will kill you" !! It cummed out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing !! FML

#20910543
92 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As mah coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the frst time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into mah back as I pretended to resist. FML

#20906772
56 comments

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On 10/04/2013 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was all set to loose my virginity to my girlfriend!! I was ecstatic, until she threatend to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her!! The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to loose my boner and have to leave in shame!! FML

#20899471
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61843) - you deserved it (7244)

On 09/28/2013 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by :( (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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