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Jivesliven's favorite FMLs
by gabbykinz13 / 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm / United States / Love
Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML
by Anonymous / 03/07/2012 at 1:46am / United States / Work
by FootyFoot / 03/06/2012 at 6:50am / Australia (South Australia) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
by lotrgeek / 02/13/2012 at 8:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by annon / 02/11/2012 at 1:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm / Belgium (Brabant Wallon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML
by Ouchies / 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML
by 3.14 / 02/08/2012 at 6:27am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/07/2012 at 7:04am / United States / Health
by Madzison / 02/06/2012 at 5:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Mrs. Man / 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm / United States (Iowa) / Love